finish this sentence: boy,
do i love green tea. i love a hot steamy mug of green tea. i inject it into my veins every night before bed and use it as a contact solution and sometimes i pee green tea. one time i had so much green tea that all the leaf bits n spices connected and i threw up an entire green tea leaf. apparently youre not supposed to eat the tea bags.
one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god